The old moloko

Just a malenky wee redesign of this old devotchka

In case you don't understand the concept, Bessie here is based on mad cow disease, that is, tainted meat hence the typing. But of course no one eats pokemon- that would be blood-chillingly disturbing- so his milk is now a real like horrorshow hallucinogen that will most likely be abused.

Are you happy Nintendo?
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#55 Molocow
Mad pokemon
Type: Normal/ Poison
Ability: Dizzy dance- causes confusion upon entering battle

"It collects leaves and twigs and places them on its head. It likes to build piles of smooth stones and kick them down. It may stare at the stars and howl at the moon. It has also been known to believe it is a different pokemon."

HP: ***
Att: ***
Sp.Att: ***
Def: ***
Sp.Def: ***
Spd: ***

Evolves to: None